I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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