How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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