I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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