in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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