Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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