Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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