I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I did not marry a roomba.
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