and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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