i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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