I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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