i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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