so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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