Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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