No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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