I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I need to align my fucking chakras
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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