Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
be right there i have to get my cape
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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