3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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