so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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