Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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