Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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