What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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