Your mouth is God's brothel.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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