I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
why is half of my head shaved?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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