Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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