u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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