You really coming over, don't trick.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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