I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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