Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
