Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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