Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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