maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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