4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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