Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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