Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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