Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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You have to summon your inner elephant
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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