Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Your cock deserves a montage
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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