So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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