can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
