You surviving the open bar?
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and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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