he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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