I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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