Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm just crazy horny about you
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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