I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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