After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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