we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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