She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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