Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
