I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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