Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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