Don't you send me to vm
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You almost got us killed.
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