I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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