I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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