my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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