My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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