My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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